# A Collection of Terrible Puns  ## About - Author: ucsd.edu - Title: A Collection of Terrible Puns - Tags: #articles - URL: https://wstyler.ucsd.edu/puns/ ## Highlights A photon checks into a hotel. The front desk asks if it has any luggage. It replies “no, I’m traveling light” --- Did you hear about the new corduroy pillowcases? They’re really making headlines. --- The past, the present and the future all walk into a bar. It was tense. --- I’m glad I know sign language, it’s pretty handy. --- Why does Waldo (from Where’s Waldo) always wear a striped shirt? He doesn’t want to be spotted. --- I went to a zoo the other day, but there was only one dog there. It was a Shitzu. --- #favorite Be kind to dentists. They have fillings too, you know. --- How do trees feel in the Spring? Releaved. --- How can you spot a nosy pepper? It gets Jalapeño business! --- If a kid won’t take a nap, is that “resisting a rest”? ---